wing man

when a guy goes to try to get at a girl one of the biggest obstacles to her getting some is her friends. knowing this men have learned to fight fire with fire. the wing man comes along on a date if the girl insists to bring her friend(s). The wing man's whole purpose in being there is to make sure his boy gets some action by dealing with the girls ugly friends or her friends who insist on her not hooking up that night.

A wingman is a good man and should be respected as such.

guy 1: yo im trying to get at suzanne but she insist on bring her ugly bitchy ass friends...be my wing man tonite and i got u next time
guy 2: i got u man i swear tho...im not touching any fat chix...
guy 1: good looks my dude...i owe u one
guy 2: damn strait

by Bigeast 34 April 21, 2006

Right-wing fairy tale

Any one of a number of fantastical presuppositions promulgated by the fanatical neo-con religious right in an effort to avoid honest conversation about the issues in favor of fear-mongering and disinformation of the masses. Bitches.
i.e. Trickle-down economics, USA-PATRIOT Act, Intelligent Design, survived aborted fetus, Axis of Evil, Vice President Sarah Palin, etc.

"What about the growing threat of survived aborted fetuses?"
"Like you, you brain-dead moron? Everyone knows that's just a right-wing fairy tale."

by mrbesbol October 28, 2008

Wing Ding Doodle

A sexual dance popularized by the famous blind American soul singer and musician Clarence Carter in 1968. It requires a girl (referred to as a fox) to get their game up tight. The guy has some spending cash and the fox has time, which makes the sky the limit. This dance involves, among other things, shaking, and grooving til the break of day. The male involved dawns a pinstripe suit, big wide polka dot tie, cuff-links as big as jay bird eggs, and shoes made of alligator hide. The preferred pace is a trot.

"Girl, get your game up tight. We're gonna wing ding doodle tonight." Clarence Carter, Looking For A Fox, 1968

by datopone May 17, 2011

Wing-woman

A lady who is your closest friend and confidant, whom you can depend on to help you through the hardest times but who is also there to celebrate for the happy times

Dude I was a depressed son of a bitch before Sabrina got tasked to be my wing-woman!

by Aviator729 May 14, 2013

Wingtorn

That feeling you get when your wife has left you, you've lost your job, and your teenage daughter is pregnant to a guy who does not play sports.

Bartender: What's wrong Garry?
Garry: Ahh you know...just feeling a little wingtorn here..

by wingtornjax September 23, 2010

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing

No problem. Don't worry. I/we've got this. I/we can handle this situation. This is not a major concern. This is easy. This an easier task than it appears to be. I/we know what we are doing in this situation. "This is as easy as American Pie."

{{IMPORTANT NOTE: It should be noted that this is whimsical and ironic sarcasm. The person saying this is only ironically pretending to be polite. It truly means "Get off my stinking back! You should know by now that I already know how to do this."}}

A new manager at a restaurant (to an employee at a Pizza place who has worked there for ten years): Can you make this guy's special order? It's a really strange request.

Overworked and underpaid cook to the new boss: "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing!"

by Chadifsher2423 July 31, 2017

Y-Wing

Noun: Any exceptionally large "camel-toe" or overly large labias on a human female. Usually caused by a combination of excessive sexual intercourse, vaginal mutilation, wearing tight pants with no underwear or wearing a g-string 2+ sizes too small.

God DAMN, you see the y-wing on that bitch? If she spread her legs I bet she could fly.

by Rockets August 30, 2005