floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011

Floating Superman

Where your sex partner (female) lays missionary off the side of the bed while you (male) penetrate her and thrust while being off the ground being on her pushing with your fit on the wall.

Dude did you bang Hailey last night?
Yeah I gave her the Floating Superman
Damn dude she must be sore as fuck.

by That navy boii April 15, 2020

Floating Chair

Hovering over the toilet seat when taking a shit because the seat is freezing.

dam dude, i had to floating chair this morning it was so cold out!

by EDDY-G-123 May 14, 2016

floating clothes

When someone is so dark that it looks like floating clothes. Racial slur particularly used towards african americans

Dam jerry its so dark out here.

I know man you see that set of floating clothes over there.

by tmeza76 September 13, 2015

float pussy

When you pour rootbeer into a girl's pussy then proceed to cum inside of it.

Bro if she won't let you get that float pussy she doesn't truly love you!

by Wagdog007 December 4, 2019

Throat Float

When your getting a blowjob and you shove your cock as far as you can down her throat!

Rita doesn't like to swallow so I gave her a throat float!

by Stiff Biff August 6, 2018

floating the bullfrog

floating the bullfrog - the ever soothing act of your buoyant balls afloat a body of water.

History...just a funny saying that I heard once about 30 years ago and never again since..unless said by me. Just funny imagery I guess.

-My me-time is often spent floating the bullfrog in the bathtub.

- Vacationing on the lake and floating the bullfrog brings back fond memories

by Bungee Minor July 6, 2017