He is poggers and has life and has really big shlong and is big dicked and loves women and gets all the women and has the sex with the women and he likes women.
by Maybe Thomas November 6, 2020
Get the Thomasmug. by Whenthenightfalls February 2, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. The best sex you'll ever had along with the best damn intellectual you'll ever meet. This boy is contagious, and you want this fever.
by Bdehaven August 18, 2016
Get the Thomasmug. by Yomama2310 January 23, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. A very handsome individual, who is always yearning for the outdoors. Usually loves sports, especially hockey and is extremely intelligent. Usually likes people whose names start with "J" and often their best friend or girlfriend will have a name that starts with j. Is a big nerd, but is still hot.
by June38.4 November 14, 2016
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas's usually have black hair and love cars, they get girlfriends pretty early and easily. they are good or were good at certain subjects at school . Most Thomas's are rich and good with different tech.
Thomas took me to the movies.
by Nyan Cat 2340 November 2, 2017
Get the Thomasmug. Thomas's are individuals who say they live in the middle of the country, but in reality live 10 minutes from the city. Thomas's are highly efficient in sober sniping. Thomas's always take take advantage of the situation regardless of age or gender. They are usually found getting "Drunk" off of 3 twisted teas while sitting in a corner, waiting for his pray. Very smart and often find jobs in the software development field. Little man but has a big personality and humungous calfs. Also little woods are most common.
Friend 1- Hey I woke up in a strangers bed this morning not sure how I got there.
Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!
Friend 2- It sounds like you were sober sniped
Friend 1- God damn it Thomas I'm only 12!
by countryboyjk October 4, 2018
Get the Thomasmug.