Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.

Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”

by Evening Steven March 11, 2023

Minty Where’s Waldo

When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater

“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”

by TheTeam315 March 15, 2023

Waldo

A unisex restroom.

She snuck into a Waldo. Have you seen a Waldo?

by Mathew Aphasia April 18, 2024

waldo

THE UNFINDABLE.
NO-ONE HAS BEEN ABLE TO FIND HIM SINCE 1987.
WHERES WALDO? NOONE KNOWS. HERES A QUESTION
HOWS WALDO?
WHERES... WALDO?

guy 1: yo wheres waldo?

guy 2: idk hes missing since 1987

by ur legal step-father May 21, 2024