Wrinkle-brain

The opposite of Smooth brain; a smart person. They have so many wrinkles on their brain, so many wrinkles containing powerful knowledge.

Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence
Person 1: My guy Neil fr talked his way out of getting arrested
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal
by jjournall June 23, 2022
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fudge wrinkle

The lines or wrinkles in a nice steamy poo
Whoa Emily I had the nicest fudge wrinkle on my poo after eating those tacos!
by Lladnek acres September 21, 2017
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Wrinkle-Picker

1) A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a 'chubby chaser' goes for "larger" people;

2) someone who has little to do other than pick at the wrinkles on their genitals, refers to unemployed people;

3) pointy shoes.
1) that wrinkle-picker is going after my grandma;

2) he's unemployed, what a wrinkle-picker

3) I love your wrinkle-pickers: so 80's
by arui March 19, 2009
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Shit Wrinkle

A power phrase for skid marks in your shitter. A.k.a. the stain left in the end over a toilet bowl after defecating.
"Who left the shit wrinkle in the jacks, I'll punch who ever it was in the barse!", chortled Billy
by soucerous booch December 31, 2009
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wrinkle stink

it's an old person wrinkle which has dirt, sweat, blood, and grease build up in it and create a putrid stink. When they slobbery kiss their grandchildren it pours out all over their grandchild's face. The wrinkle stink's juice was actually used as a torture method in ancient china and they would collect old Asian men and take their wrinkle stink's juice to pour over war prisoners for info.
"Back in my day my grandpa also had wrinkle stink juice, now I must give it to you," said Grandpa John
by Feedme712 July 09, 2020
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Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.
Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.
by Duval Possum January 31, 2011
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Wrinkle Winks

The wrinkles on one's anus that resembles crow's feet when someone winks... only on your buthole
Man, my wrinkle winks are itchy from whipping my ass with that Poison Oak.
by Pat the Plant January 06, 2011
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