worry wrinkles

These are wrinkles that are permanently on a person's face from worrying about everything in life.

Wow...look at the worry wrinkles on her face. It makes her look old.

by JoeyBomm April 27, 2023

Penis wrinkled

When you destroy someone in a 1v1

Me: I beat you 10-0, u just got penis wrinkled with your salty bitch ass

Opponent: no! Your a bot

by Con9412 January 24, 2021

Wrinkle-brain

The opposite of Smooth brain; a smart person. They have so many wrinkles on their brain, so many wrinkles containing powerful knowledge.

Also a complimentary term used to describe someone after they've done something smart. This term implies an above average intelligence

Person 1: My guy Neil fr talked his way out of getting arrested
Person 2: Bro's a wrinkle-brain.
Person 1: Foreal foreal

by jjournall June 23, 2022

Crotch Wrinkle

Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.

Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.

“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”

“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”

by rvrgrl March 21, 2019

wrinkle rabbit

A shriveled up chode that makes a schlorping noise when played like an accordion.

I tried to ride him, but his wrinkle rabbit was too flaccid.

by Periodic Fable January 12, 2022

Wrinkle Wagon

When a young individual achieves a level of inebriation that leads them to believe it is acceptable to receive alternate transportation with intent to fornicate with the elderly.

Holy shit Mike, I can't believe you got a ride home and banged Ethel last night... She's like 89! You could've called a cab, but you chose to ride the Wrinkle Wagon.

by Duval Possum February 20, 2011

Wrinkled Steak

Chitterlings, Chitlins.

I had wrinkled steak for breakfast.

by Basic Brother January 1, 2022