Wonky fruit cake

An ugly gay person

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"

by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024

Wonky Chopping

A word for extreme or first degree gurning.

Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.

Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!

Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!

By Nicola

by WordallySmart June 14, 2019

Wonky

A very ugly girl that has a bf that is way out of her league and is very lucky to have pulled him

“Audrey is a Wonky girl.” “ikr”

by augrey December 14, 2020

Wonky Rocket

When you arent sure of the origin of an ice lolly, but you want to lick it anyway.

"Phwoar Nigel! Giz a lick of that wonky rocket then or what?"

by TheJazzle September 7, 2023

Wonky

A loopy backwards person

Can’t believe Tom Roberts is doing that,he’s so wonky

by C4 droppah April 29, 2020

Wonky

Off kilter

let me sit down for a minute I'm feeling a bit wonky

by PENNY T. RATION March 20, 2023

Tonky Wonky

A particularly muscular homosexual man

watch out for that tonky wonky, he's a big boy and he likes the look of you...

by Tonky Wonky Prey March 5, 2011