wolverine

A stout, hairy, homosexual midget. A shorter version of a bear.

I used to be into effeminate fat guys but now I'm attracted to wolverines.

by Hlalakar May 14, 2020

Wolverine Juice

Lortab mixed with bourbon and redbull

"My fellow X-Men, I was tired but I drank myself a tall glass of Wolverine Juice" -Professor Charles Xavier

by Ceezus June 7, 2023

The Wolverine

When you finger a girl when your nails are too long.

Dude, I just wolverines this girl, and now there's pussy blood all over my seats.

My dad used to do The Wolverine on mom.

by La Fway Fway May 8, 2016

Wolverine

Cyclops' punching bag.

Wolverine was used as cyclops' punching bag.

by Ohcopranofytingestandeandeelon October 24, 2019

wolverine

an ugly cougar

Mike said to Timmy, "Dude, i would never get with your wolverine mother"

"There aren't any cougars here, just a bunch of wolverines"

"I need a wingman. you take the wolverine"

by 4 Points / E. Dahl October 23, 2009

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Noun
A piece of feces: shit

"I took a big X-Men Origins: Wolverine in the toilet yesterday."

by Wade_Wilson_69 August 20, 2024

Michigan Wolverines

the best motherfucking team in the world and way better than the Fuckeyes

Ohio state fucking sucks Michigan wolverines are better

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023