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Woke

an ex-state university student, avid MSM watcher, basement-dwelling leech, trust fund hippie, and/or a person who isnt very bright.

woke people treat you like the spawn of Satan if you disagree with their woke point of view, are against freedom of speech, burn down businesses and shoot people in the name of peace and tolerance, and yeah
i originally thought burning down businesses and murdering innocent civilians was bad, but then i went to university and learned that it's all woke behavior and that in fact i was the bad one for questioning the mobs' woke behavior. Shame on me
by fergus555 August 10, 2021
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wokeful

Wokeful means being inspired or optimistic about critical thinking that demands social justice. Pushed to the extreme, wokeful thought may lead to violence against non-believers who disregard woke ideas as propaganda.
by 2B+ March 31, 2021
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Woke

Original/Actual definition: To be aware of the severity of major social issues, such as racial inequality and financial corruption.

Current/Misused definition: Anything a right-winger doesn't like, especially in movies or/TV shows. (Don't ask.)
Actual definition: I was never aware of the disparity between the Upper and Middle Classes. Consider me woke!

Right-wing definition: This movie has one black person in it! GO WOKE GO BROKE REEEEEEEEEE!!!
by Intelligence001 March 3, 2023
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Woke

Not being asleep
by Human being#32 December 24, 2022
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Wokeing

Wokeing:

The act to bastardize a beloved franchise by remaking/rebooting said franchise to add far-Left ideologies (non-White Race swapping, Heterophobic acts, Anti-Capitalism, Misandry, Neo-Feminism, etc) that results in making a movie, game, show and so on into a political movement that results in the movie becoming a commercial disaster and leads to fans to hate what they once loved.

A large usage of Wokeing is by making a 'Strong Female Character' the sole focus; who can do everything several times better than the male leads, and is always the center of attention (e.g: Rey Palpatine, Capt. Marvel, Fa Mulan (2020)).
Person (A): Have you heard about that new Tomb Raider series? It's being worked on by Phoebe Waller Bridge.
Person (B): Oh great, so she's 'wokeing' that as well? She already ruined and emasculated James Bond and Han Solo. Guess I better get ready to see how she ruin Lara Croft.
by Jeijay June 15, 2023
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Woke

Woke; a person usually considered a conspiracy theorist that believes the government doesn’t have the citizens best interest in mind and does not drink fluoride water that calcifies our pineal glands(third eye) thus “staying woke”the true meaning of woke has nothing to do with liberals and politics
The government wants to depopulate the world it’s written on the Georgia guide stones stay woke people !
by Chris vtech June 15, 2022
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Woke

Isabel is woke
by yellowdaisy666 December 14, 2016
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