Is the best thing ever, saved us all from hell, is the actual best thing in existence, better than sex, better than Nutella, and Little Mikey is his best friend.
P1: LOOK! MIKE WAZOWSKI IS HERE!!!
P2: Who's Mike Wazowski?
P1: The best person on earth, duh. Check the Mikeapedia.
P2: Ohh...
Mike: Hello
P1: *Screams in joy*
P2: Who's Mike Wazowski?
P1: The best person on earth, duh. Check the Mikeapedia.
P2: Ohh...
Mike: Hello
P1: *Screams in joy*
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The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. Coined by Leichen & Rose
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. Coined by Leichen & Rose
Person 1: “Yeah I gave my girl a Mike wazowski piss eye last night.”
Person 2: “dawg that’s disgusting go get therapy.”
Person 2: “dawg that’s disgusting go get therapy.”
by Leichengeist January 23, 2026
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The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.
Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”
by Leichengeist January 23, 2026
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The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.
The act of urinating into a partner’s open eyeball in order to turn it an orangish-yellow color similar to jaundice. An extremely painful act, not recommended except by the Bravest sex-havers.
Person 1: “Dudeeee I gave my girl a Mike Wazowski piss eye last night 😎”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”
Person 2: “Dawg that’s not a brag, go get therapy 😭”
by Leichengeist January 23, 2026
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