A fake state created by the American government in order to hide the fact that the earth is flat. Vermonters are actually aliens in disguise who’ve infiltrated the earth in order to take over on 2032. The government currently can’t t do anything about the invasion because they don’t want the world to find out Vermont isn’t real. “Vermont”, or whatever it’s actually called is the cause of the end of the world.
by EIon Musk March 4, 2019
Get the Vermont mug.The act of licking a wild deer's asshole and then letting it shit in your mouth and kick it down your throat. Then after the poo is consumed the wild animal drags you off naked, straps you into a chair, and then films you while your unconscious for it's hit reality show.
by AShrekle February 24, 2018
Get the Vermont Tupperwared mug."Did you see that cute little twink over there?"
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by TheMasterOfWords September 11, 2020
Get the Vermont Lover mug.Vermont is a code word for offing yourself. If you say ‘oh I’m going to Vermont next Tuesday’ it implies that you will not be alive on Tuesday.
avi: what do you have planned after school?
Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?
Avi: omg not without me
Farrah: I’m going to vermont, care to join?
Avi: omg not without me
by Boioioing January 9, 2024
Get the Vermont mug.When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.
by Muddyme December 9, 2023
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Get the Vermont volleyball mug.Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.
by Doc Richmond October 6, 2023
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