When you receive and extremely sloppy mudpie (preferably 6-8 hrs. after consuming Taco Bell), while covered in maple syrup. The mudpie delivery must be made from a bridge at least 25 feet in height. The recipient must be in a raft below the bridge.
Bridge Inspector: “what the **** did I just witness?”
Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”
Bridge Inspector: “?”
Recipient: “I just got The Vermont Cataschulte Bridge Burner and it felt so good.”
Bridge Inspector: “?”
by J&S Emporium February 4, 2025

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

A fake state created by the American government in order to hide the fact that the earth is flat. Vermonters are actually aliens in disguise who’ve infiltrated the earth in order to take over on 2032. The government currently can’t t do anything about the invasion because they don’t want the world to find out Vermont isn’t real. “Vermont”, or whatever it’s actually called is the cause of the end of the world.
by EIon Musk March 4, 2019

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.
by Doc Richmond October 6, 2023

To pull out in front of other automobiles, usually in a hurried and hasty manner, in order to drive as slowly as possible. This usually occurs during what native Vermonters call "leaf-peeping" season when tourists (called flat-landers by natives) pull into a thoroughfare as though they were still in New Jersey, only to drive as though a New Jersey patrol car were following them, with lights, and guns drawn.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.
Sorry, your grandmother died of old age in the backseat before we could get her home. We were Vermonted.
by upvtway March 4, 2014

Defecating one's pants so hard it blows out the sides, generally resulting in a harsh rash and cry baby tears.
by morezucchini June 30, 2025

"I heard that new guy doesn't drink and only does drugs like LSD, shrooms and molly."
"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
"Yeah, he's Vermont sober!"
by Jb7ao7 February 13, 2023
