Vance (verb): To have carnal relations with an inanimate object, particularly furniture such as a couch or sectional.
I wouldn't sit there - John just vanced that chair.
Oh my God Becky, that guy is vancing in the Ikea showroom!
Bob, that couch is dead sexy. I want to vance it.
Oh my God Becky, that guy is vancing in the Ikea showroom!
Bob, that couch is dead sexy. I want to vance it.
by MIR482 July 27, 2024
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Get the Vance mug.The sexual act of adding lube to a rubber glove and put it between couch cushions and use it to masturbate.
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Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.
Named after JD Vance, the unpopular VP candidate who the Internet claimed had sex with a couch.
by JamesSPB July 29, 2024
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“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”
“Hey man, did you spill tapioca on my new couch?” “Nah bruh, that’s jizz! I Vanced your couch, YOU GOT PRANKED!”
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Do you think the muffin man has vanced one of those muffins, or does he just like them the normal way?
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