Black noodle that will take you.... and make weird tentacle porn an international kamasutra position. AN:Make sure you have some tater-tots to convince him
by Maidyblues October 17, 2019
A 7 foot 6, 500 pound badass with an insatiable appetite for human brains. Often depicted with a black shiny appearance, large white splotches for eyes, and his iconically vicious grin, filled with sharp pointy teeth. He is from a race of aliens called the Klyntar, also known as the symbiotes. Venom's main host is Eddie Brock, although he has bonded with different people. He's big, malicious and has a deep ravenous voice. And he's a surprisingly fast swimmer.
"Venom is so scary, look at his teeth!"
"Nah nah, it was so cool to watch him scale that building then beat up some swat guys!"
"Nah nah, it was so cool to watch him scale that building then beat up some swat guys!"
by Karislost October 12, 2021
As the symbiotic equivalent of spiderman but darker, so should the sexual act be. Venom is as spiderman I.e. The act of cumming in your hand and flicking it in a girls face, but making it darker or it's symbiotic equivalent you add faeces to the cum, place it in your mouth and spit it over the girls face.
I met this girl who was obsessed with spiderman but was proper dirty and managed to venom all over her face. Turns out she doesn't like the alien spiderman act.
by Nugget Ninja February 06, 2016
The worst thing imaginable. Both the superhero, and the stuff that sneks use to kill you. Venom has a terrible backstory and should burn with potato and beowulf.
by 1chat October 27, 2018
Venom cancer is the cum that stubborn girls think of whenever they are missing some dick. It’s a toxic relationship with a terrible breakup; however, all the girl can think of is the orgasmic fluid that comes from her dream bad boy. Little does she know that it’s slowly killing her.
by lilglizzy December 24, 2020
A phenomenon wherein a movie’s promotional material is so fucking golden, that the promotional material itself may end up being better than the movie, often leading to the movie being considered a disappointment.
An example of this phenomenon was seen in Marvel’s 2018 film Venom, starring Tom Hardy - wherein the trailer itself is one of (if not THE) greatest ever conceived, but the movie itself was passable at best, save for a few golden nuggets of cinematic expertise.
An example of this phenomenon was seen in Marvel’s 2018 film Venom, starring Tom Hardy - wherein the trailer itself is one of (if not THE) greatest ever conceived, but the movie itself was passable at best, save for a few golden nuggets of cinematic expertise.
Person 1: Hey James
Person 2: Hey Ben, have you seen the Venom Trailer?
Person 1: Yeah, tbh it’s better than the movie.
Person 2: K.
Person 2: Hey Ben, have you seen the Venom Trailer?
Person 1: Yeah, tbh it’s better than the movie.
Person 2: K.
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