Vapor vaulting is the act of pressing one's anus to another's, particularly after coitus, when the undercarriages are at their moistest. A gaseous deposit is then made into the receiving butthole.
Yeah, man, we were wiped out, but we were sweaty, so I thought to myself, "Why not? I'm gonna try vapor vaulting you."
by De la frookster September 7, 2014

by nuttershead June 17, 2019

(Definition) A company that is not actually trying to save humans from nuclear extinction but mor like making humans extinct. (Meaning) a word used to describe a bad idea
by Vault dweller from vault 112 June 20, 2024

by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013

To vault is to not say something that doesn't need to be said or unnecessary to add to a concersation.
Your adopted exclaimed Father. All i asked was for a cookie dad. Said the boy.
See how in this case father could have "vault it."
See how in this case father could have "vault it."
by Jinikatsu December 8, 2023

Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.
*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!
by cherry cola north February 19, 2024

by Botina January 11, 2012
