utter shuffle

when a girl or woman has to get in there and scratch her boobs.

man did you see that girl doin the utter shuffle?! it was actually kinda hot

by UncleNasty May 21, 2008

Utterknobhead

Utterknobhead defines the complete dick who posted "pineapple". They know what it is dickhead. It's the definition they wanted. That's why it's a dictionary. Fuckwit.

You utterknobhead

by Pineapple twat October 30, 2016

utterfucker

A mother who fucks cows.

"Oh, my sweet bitch, you are a despicable utterfucker."

by Cahms May 26, 2017

Utter domination

Species of dog that has trained itself that whenever it needs to flip a card trick it comes up Aces

Ace dog prowled into the set and when he flipped his cards he flipped all Aces and smoked everyone with utter domination.

by Sixtoomanycatz August 13, 2018

Uttercup

A phrase used to simple describe the absolute disgust and hate you have for an individual, usually a female who's been in your life for more than a year, who always leaves but returns because they're mentally unstable.

"what's good b?"
"Uttercup"
"Excuse me did you just call me a cow?"

by Heyitsmejoleen September 17, 2018

utterjiggle

After a man pees, he performs a downward yanking motion combined with a shake to ensure all residual urine is expelled before returning his penis to his underwear.

When I finished peeing, I did an utterjiggle to ensure my underwear didn’t get moist from residual pee.

by Gwenjay March 17, 2019

utter cardiovascular assault

its invincible

Kira: "Utter cardiovascular assault is invincible"

by fortnitegamer220 July 25, 2019