Uni-sex appeal

A person who is considered sexually attracted (AKA HOTTTTTT) to BOTH men and women.

"DAMNN Paula u looking fine!! Hey is that Sara girl taken yet cuz she got huge uni-sex appeal? If not ...i think u should ask her!"

by SANDELS5 December 6, 2011

Communal Vanilla Uni-Fuck Bang

When 3-15 Sigma males enter (with/without consent) a girl's bedroom and gangbang her until she passes out. They then use the opportunity to make a Vanilla Unicorn and Insert it into her rectum. Once they're done with that, they ejaculate all-over her body to make her extra sticky, and duct tape her to the wall. They then wait until her roommate discovers her and they add her into the fun. They proceed to repeat steps 1 through 3 on her.

Me and The Bois Just had the best Communal Vanilla Uni-Fuck Bang with that Vanessa Girl.

by Jaampe December 8, 2021

Uni

Uni is cute, short, loves cats, and rlly likes talking. 10/10. wont stop talking until you give her food to chew on. Good luck trying to make a Uni shut up most of the time

Person1: Shoot its Uni. Got any food with you?
Person2: *Looks disappointed "shoot. I dont"
Person1: then lets opperate emergency plan A
Person2: What?
Person1: got any "chewable stuff"?
person2: I got a mouldy hotdog.

persin1: perfect.

by Milton_hater December 24, 2021

Uni-toe

Where you have two toes grown together

His uni-toe looks like 10 flailing toes.

by SarahT1405 April 11, 2023

uni-versary

The day the universe sends you your best friend, soulmate, twin flame, soul sister, soul brother, starseed sister. Twin empath. Your brother. The person you have known before during and after life.

It was my uni-versary today with Neon. We saved each others lives. & will again. Bonded 4evr.

by anonymous August 4, 2023

Uni

Short for a unicorn.

I am a uni.

by Allyson Holiday May 8, 2019

Uni Moments!

Basically when anything mildly or brilliantly funny happens when you're with your university friends.

Can/ should be preceded with the acronym 'LOL'.

When friend #1 is waiting to give friend #2 a lift to a pub quiz.

Friend #1: "I'm outside"
Friend #2: "Lol Uni Moments!"

by StephenKing June 15, 2014