Unicorn 

The most badass, rainbow colored, ancient, immortal ancestor of the narwhals, who descended from heaven in whale form to watch over us. If found in it's TRUE FORM, it can be used as a vibrator, condom, wallet, Donald Trunp replacement, flying fuck that you won't give, wipes your ass, goes through walls, calls people, mp3 playah, sword, and computer.

Dude: Hey, I'm to tired for sex today, so why not just masturbate or something?

Woman: It's okay, I got a unicorn

Dude: Wait what.... how high are you right now?

Woman:*Sticking Unihorn in vagina* yes

Unicorn by The Masturbating Hand January 20, 2016

Unicorn 

someone who has not endured vaginal, or anal sex. They are hard to find but are still some out there.

lyndsay do you think that broghan is a unicorn?

No Michael she had rectum sex last month with Cameron no way is she a unicorn

Unicorn by missunicorn2k12 August 7, 2012

Unicorn 

A mythical creature, typically one you meet out and get along with perfectly, your ideal, yet fail to get a number from. And without a moments notice they are gone.

You: Damn, that girl/guy was everything I am looking for.
Friend: Why didn't you their number?
You: They left before I had a chance, I swear it was a Unicorn!

Unicorn by topher730 November 10, 2014

Unicorn 

a style of flicking someone off by holding you middle finger up near your head to look like a unicorn

-mostly used while riding a bike

That boy who lives down the block rode by my house on his bike and gave me the unicorn.

Unicorn by urworsthacker01 January 1, 2012

unicorn 

A lesbian.
They are wanted by men but mainly unattainable.

"Jen is so hot...too bad she's a unicorn."

unicorn by Kippie November 1, 2006

Unicorn 

The assumption that good women are hard to find, like unicorns

-Hows things working out with you a Courtney bro?

-Not too good, thought I had a unicorn but turns our shes just another skeezer

Unicorn by JW14 April 13, 2009

Unicorn 

A woman that sleeps with couples. Common term used among those practicing poloyamery.

My husband and I are looking for a unicorn to play with.

Unicorn by Sigarpill July 12, 2017