tequila cow

Tequila cow makes tequila that MUST be drank from the tequila cup

I just saw a bunch of tequila cows on the side of the road! Get the tequila cup!!!

by Loosey Moosey December 14, 2011

tequila lake

a cumshot where you fill up a girl's navel with your cum

Last night I gave Nicky a tequila lake and Becky drank it out like a body shot.

by Rod X February 14, 2014

Tequila Toothbrush

When you soak your penis with Tequila and stick it in someone’s mouth.

Brandon gave the new girl a tequila toothbrush after work.

by B-Rad 2012 August 15, 2018

Tequila

I dont remember

Trinity: what happened last night?
Me: Tequila

by Said_no_one November 16, 2019

Tequila Jade

A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.

Whoa slow down, you're going to go full Tequila Jade if your not careful.

by SassySalmon93 June 27, 2020

tequila vision

A 2 turns into a 10 after a couple shots of tequila!!

Oh my god the guy you hooked up with was so ugly last night.
Ugh, I know, I have tequila vision.

by tequilavision123 April 24, 2021

Taquila

A beautiful smart rare and precious girl who lives her own world and has dimples on both sides of her cheeks but is a extreme asshole when you piss her off and extremely naughty…also has the baddest attitude

If you ever meet taquila hold on to her because you never know what she could bring into your life

by Aotea Kohakoha November 29, 2021