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Twitter

People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.
Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?!

Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON
by foxic_haste January 12, 2016
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Twitter

A site where dumbasses post about their boring ass life talking about shit no one cares about. There is also social justice warriors/13 year old white girls who love applebees, these dumbasses will hate on their own race taking on white guilt that is stupid because they themselves are not involved in those actions, dont forget they are mostly dream stans who dox your ass if an 8 year old says the n-word or gets their pronouns wrong acting like they are the perfect person. They will draw inappropriate fan art of underage people like Dreams friends, twist and take words out of context to cancel people and no one does research on that tweet even if they have changed as a person. They will also say that black people cant be racist which is bullshit everyone can and the verified checkmark is like an ultra dumbass video game buff that makes you say the most retarded shit ever.
Person 1: did you hear what Demi Lovato said on Twitter?
Person 2: the thing about the word alien being offensive? Yeah she's fucking stupid
by Heroin addict October 21, 2021
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Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter.
I slipped out and hit her in the twitter!

I was wasted and had permission to enter her shitter and nailed her in the twitter.
by Cheetosfingers June 4, 2018
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twitterant

A rant on twitter, usually stretching out over multiple tweets and often branching into pissing matches with people who reply.
Jake went on a twitterant after reading that racist asshole's website.
by mat_catastrophe January 8, 2013
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Twitter

almost everyone on twitter has a mental problem
by Pul-to March 18, 2022
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Twitter

something people are addicted to, because they have no life
Person 1: hey do you use Twitter
Person 2: no, because i got a life bitch
by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019
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Twitter

The cave Donald Trump likes to hide in and growl at outsiders.
Donald Trump: “GRRRRRR
Chad: “Woah is that Donald Trump on twitter?”
by apple earphones January 7, 2021
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