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Funky Trumpet

When receiving a blowjob, the female blows hard on the tip of your cock, causing you to fart.
Yeah man, Felicia was giving me some dome last night when I felt a fart coming on so I asked her to blow on the tip of my cock, she couldn't stop laughing after she heard the sweet serenade of the funky trumpet.
by poon_lord September 22, 2015
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Piccolo Trumpet

The worlds most awesome instrument, only instrument better than the trumpet. You can't get higher than a piccolo trumpet, this beast of an instrument makes flutes jealous. This instrument is the loudest instrument which shows the Dominance that all trumpet players have! Whenever we get dissed, we get it you're hella jealous of our bossness.
Hey, why can't you come into work today?
I have to show the ladies how cool I am in band.
Oh really? What instrument do you play?
Piccolo Trumpet.
Oh shit dude, I didn't know you were a literal god.
by Smacking Everything December 14, 2016
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Timmy Trumpet

a Australian DJ who produces bangers and was must well known for his single "Freaks" with Savage. He also has some of the best lives under his belt.
hey bro! have you listen to some of Timmy Trumpet's songs lately?

yeah bro!
by Sodanic April 21, 2019
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Nun Playing the Trumpet

A low, quiet, almost melodic fart. It is sometimes associated with the sound a woman makes when she farts and is often mistaken for a creaky door.
I like kimchi, but kimchi doesn't like me. Like if you want to hear the nun playing the trumpet, you get me a little bit of kimchi.
by RedRockRun October 18, 2013
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Donald Trumpet

When your trumpet grows a toupee and starts blasting out loud and obnoxious voices saying,"China,make America great again,I love the Mexicans!"
"Wow when did your trumpet grow a toupee?"

"It grew it when it voted for Tump!"

-Donald trumpet
by I hate Donald trump December 16, 2015
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cum trumpet

the penis, cock, hog, wang, etc
i paid this chick 37 cents to play my cum trumpet.
by tony January 28, 2004
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Pocket Trumpet

Oral sex performed on a man with his pants still on and buttoned with the penis pulled through the zippered opening.
Baby we don't have time for a quickie but maybe a pocket trumpet?
by brokenresearch January 17, 2011
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