Regurgitated Tornado

When a person is sick with diarrhea, then has to barf and they are happening at the same time while still on the pot.

Bryan "oh my god Nicole! Why is there crap and vomit everywhere?!"

Nicole " I had a regurgitated tornado and didn't know where to throw up while I was on the toilet!"

by pimpmastercj December 30, 2010

kitten-tornado

A kitten-tornado is a mini whirlwind caused by a kitten chasing it's tail. It picks up speed along the way and in some cases will re-arrange or break items in it's way.

The kitten-tornado came with such force that it knocked the plant out of it's planter.

by chatton August 18, 2011

Oldsmobile Toronado

A luxury front wheel drive car made from 1966 to 1992. The 1966 to 1970 years consider it to be the only front wheel drive muscle car ever made. The 1971 to 1985 years have got to be one of the biggest and ugliest cars ever made. The 1986 to 1992 years brought back some more muscle to its style and looks similar to 1980's Monte Carlo's and Cutlasses. Only thing is it had no V8 like all the previous Toronado's but rather had one of the best and strongest engines ever, the Buick 3800 V6.

John: What kind of car did you buy?

Steve: A 1988 Oldsmobile Toronado.

John: Wow it looks bad ass, does it have a V8?

Steve: No it has a Buick 3800 V6.

by CountryBoy57556853 September 20, 2012

Oklahoma Tornado

When you take your hand and you rotate it around really fast then you drill someone in the nuts.

I gave Jimmy an Oklahoma Tornado last night when he was done pissing.

by J Clutch March 19, 2014

Booze Tornado

The drunkest person/people at an event/party/etc... can be categorized like the Fujita scale of tornadoes. can be anything from a booze breeze to a full blown f5 booze tornado, where you leave a wake of destruction and possible broken friendships in the night/day previous. if off the scales too many times, the result will likely be intervention and/or being ostracized from friends and family.

Bro, Garth was a total booze tornado last night. He ate all my food, puked in the hamper, got in a fist fight with my cat, and passed out while pissin in my front yard.

by Ballnweiner420 December 1, 2016

greasy tornado

To place a Clif bar on your taint to absorb the sweat and then make your partner eat it, then when they puke it out, proceed to pack it into their pussy.

My girl was begging me to give her a greasy tornado

by Benweezy September 21, 2019

Flaming tornado

A sexual act in which the male lights his dick on fire, and performs the helicopter maneuver into the sexual partner's asshole.

I just hit a flaming tornado on that bitch, that shit burnt my pubes off!

by HelicopterLover9999 April 12, 2023