toledoed

When you consume a ridiculous amount of alcohol and shots.

I hung out with Jason & Ricky and got so toledoed last night

by drunklanguage May 26, 2021

El Toner

El Toner is a type of person. They take many shits and often sped out. Sometimes they will contract Emilitis but only if they have not showered for at least a week. They also are very fond of learning many life skills at summer camp like learning to be loyal at "Pine Cone Camp for Snakey Children."

Greva was being such an El Toner because he was clogging my toilet nonstop and saying how he's the most loyal boyfriend out of all of the boys

by goodshceise911 September 18, 2018

Toledo Taco

When youre banging a chick from behind, you shit on plate, add grated cheese and lettuce, and then smash the contents of the plate on the woman's face like a pie. When she turns around after being insulted, cum on her face for the sour cream effect.

PK: Holy shit Delvy, I saw Maria today at work, she must have been pretty hungry last night.
Delvy: Fuck yeah man, she was eating Toledo Taco's all night.

by T Town Playas January 28, 2006

toker face

An artificially maintained expression of sincerity despite the urge to space out and smile spontaneously. Similar to a poker face, except used when high on marijuana. Required when the toker doesn't want his/her high to be noticed.

Dude, your toker face is so good! Your mom didn't notice a thing!

by myonduesp June 3, 2011

Tik Toker

A Tik Toker is a person from ages 7 up who believe that all females belong in the kitchen and that furries are bad (they are). Tik Tokers create shitty content that is mass produced and mass reproduced by using an exerpt from a song such as “Hit or Miss”.

Look at that Tik Toker portraying that female as a thing that is only good for making food for her man.

That Tik Toker is beating up a furry because animals don’t have rights.

by ThotSlayer69xd November 27, 2018

toley

Jobby, Poo, Shite etc.............

Am gan fir as toley
I'm aff fur a toley

by Theoban August 11, 2004

Toledo blindfold

The act of placing one's scrotum across the bridge of another person's nose so that one testicle drops neatly into each of the victim's eye sockets. Frequently used as punishment for people who pass out drunk at parties. Loosely related to teabagging.

When I saw Jane passed out on the floor, my immediate instinct was to drop my pants and give her the ol' Toledo blindfold.

by Captain Annoying December 14, 2008