Tofu the girl

A girl whos the most sweet, shy, short, little bean. Everyone wants to be her, or be WITH her. She thinks shes amazing at video games (but shes not) and its cute. She overthinks way too easily, and needs protected all the time.
by loverlikeme February 15, 2021
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Tofu The Artist

A girl who likes to draw art for LeCate and zianora, shes is awesome aswell!
"Tofu The Artist is AWESOME!"
by LeCate October 28, 2022
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raw tofu

When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.
I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!
by Wordsemup May 26, 2017
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cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.
Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.
by Gibbiary November 28, 2020
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White tofu

White tofu is slang for cocaine. It's mostly used when you are in public and tryna talk about cocaine or sell with out making it obvious to people around you.
Person 1 "Yo, you sell White Tofu?"

Person 2 "Yea, how much you want?"
by akya March 28, 2023
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Spicy Tofu

A Food That Helps You Make Some Bomb Ramen
"Can you pass me the Spicy Tofu."
by MineMan21 October 24, 2017
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Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.
1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.
by Martobe March 02, 2010
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