Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump

I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.

by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023

Lady Vault

The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.

Alexander Skarsgard is #1 in my lady vault

by Botina January 11, 2012

vault lay

Typically used when talking about sports betting. Vault means you keep it to yourself. “Lay,” being short for Parlay.

*sends screenshot to your friend*
You: yessir my vault lay just hit and I won $500 from a $25 bonus bet!
Friend: dude why didn’t you tell me about that?! I totally would’ve tailed you!

by cherry cola north February 19, 2024

Vault It

To vault is to not say something that doesn't need to be said or unnecessary to add to a concersation.

Your adopted exclaimed Father. All i asked was for a cookie dad. Said the boy.

See how in this case father could have "vault it."

by Jinikatsu December 8, 2023

Petal Vault

A delicate and alluring term for the vagina, evoking the imagery of a treasure hidden behind soft petals.

"He always talks about how delicate my Petal Vault feels, like he’s opening a rare treasure."

by pirate agent September 10, 2024

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

fish vault

Another name for your sweet pussy.

Put your 12 inch throbbing cock into my fish vault.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023