In the summer when its hot and your ass is wet from sweating you place it on someones face while they are sleeping or passed out.
Its 90 degrees out your sweating and your sleeping friend whom pissed you off earlier is about to wake up to the rank smell of ass after you give him a Swamp Donkey
by Cornealious Baxter March 2, 2008
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...
The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.
They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.
See also Hippocrocodillaped
The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.
They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.
See also Hippocrocodillaped
by Phill Howe December 27, 2007
Get the Zambizi Swamp-Donkeymug. Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey
Mongolian Swap Donkey
by hoo-ah August 1, 2010
Get the Mongolian Swamp Donkeymug. when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.
o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.
-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
by beanballz February 27, 2010
Get the Mississippi swamp donkeymug. To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.
"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."
"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"
"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"
by Sith Lords November 16, 2014
Get the Reverse Swamp Donkeymug. When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.
by ArmyDave January 8, 2007
Get the mark of the swamp donkeymug. by DickAlHardonya December 16, 2012
Get the Swamp Donkeymug.