the angry moose

While fucking someone from behind slide you thumbs into the asshole in front of you. Spread your hands out and hook your thumbs. This will give you the look of a moose and you will be able to pull the person around with your hooked thumbs. This will probably make the other person very angry, hence the angry moose.

i was so hammered i gave that chick the angry moose.

by dizzle1224 May 28, 2006

riding the red moose

Menstruation

Better leave her alone she is riding the red moose.

by westep January 16, 2011

Riding the bronze moose

The act of having sex with a very well endowed man, usually of color.

Lejla was really riding the bronze moose last night with Jerome. I could hear her through the walls until about 5am.

by Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Baby August 1, 2010

The scrooched moose

The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".

by KnowItAll1979 September 3, 2020

moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".

hey joe lets moose the goose .

by skin the cat January 2, 2012

the Purple Moose

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."

Mike Mussina.

by sux0r September 6, 2003

The Dirty Moose

When doing someone from behind you throw some dirt on them and then give them antlers with your hands. Then make a low pitched groan like a moose call.

Guy 1: I heard that Fred got the dirty moose from Kevin the other day.
Guy 2: Wow, Queers.

by Austinnn August 7, 2007