A man who is overtly masculine and seems incredibly heterosexual for all rights and purposes, including dress, interests, and public conduct, but is in reality an extremely subtle homosexual.
by Stormy_Weather August 6, 2011
Get the Hetero-momug. Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.
Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
by tandynbell July 17, 2021
Get the Humble Hetero Daymug. A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.
Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
by Anonymous submissions March 25, 2024
Get the hetero gay enthusiastmug. When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.
They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.
My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.
by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021
Get the hetero-matchingmug. A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.
Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
by Anonymous submissions January 21, 2024
Get the hetero gay enthusiastmug. When trans person dates someone of another gender, it's hetero awesome!
Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Trans woman + cis man = hetero awesome
Trans woman + trans man = hetero awesome
Cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man + cis woman + NB person = hetero awesome
Cis man: My husband and went home the hottest NB person ever last night.
Friend: Wow, I didn't know you guys were hetero-awesome!
Friend: Wow, I didn't know you guys were hetero-awesome!
by WeirdLover May 11, 2025
Get the Hetero-Awesomemug. The circumstance of having two sexual partners, both of the gender opposite to one's own. Distinguished from "duogamy," which most often refers to having one partner of each gender.
Jane's hetero-duogamy entails her relationship with Elaine, her girlfriend, as well as her relationship with her husband, Bill, whom she loves, but not enough for her to kill him.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
Get the hetero-duogamymug.