Hetero-mo

A man who is overtly masculine and seems incredibly heterosexual for all rights and purposes, including dress, interests, and public conduct, but is in reality an extremely subtle homosexual.

Corey dresses and acts like a straight guy, but he's totally into dudes. He's such a hetero-mo!

by Stormy_Weather August 6, 2011

hetero gay enthusiast

A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.

Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’

by Anonymous submissions January 21, 2024

hetero hots

A heterosexual person who is comfortable enough with their sexuality to admit another person of the same sex is attractive

louis totally has the hetero hots for chet holmgren!

by BLP ko$her December 5, 2023

Gay-Hetero

A homophobic person who is outwardly anti LGBTQIA only because they are actually gay and don't want to admit it.

Jermaine hurt Chad's feelings when he said he wanted nothing to do with Chad because he thought Chad might be gay, but then Jermaine got caught by Chad getting the train run on him by Devante and Johnny at a party. Chad walked out of the room and exclaimed, "Don't hate on me ya Gay-Hetero!"

by Cavernous canine August 3, 2022

Hyper Hetero

When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.

When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.

Bro, you're so hyper hetero!

by The Fempire October 24, 2022

Hetero-Gay

A man who is homosexual but only feels attraction to the opposite sex, and not the same gender

"He came out to us, he said he was Hetero-Gay, we all smiled in support"

by DefoNotAScammer October 8, 2022

hetero

Enemies of lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo.
That dudes who simply live and let live.

lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "R u gae?;)"
dude: "mhh..Nope"
lgbtqi+hdr4kwifibluethootneo: "WAAAT R U HOMOPHIBIAN/HETERO?!?!?!? BASTARD RACIST"

by georgerius January 17, 2022