vaccum cleaner

She's the kinda girl that makes your toes go pop.

"that girl Sheila is a bonifide vaccum cleaner.

by dARTANYON July 18, 2006

cum-cleaner

A non-'out' homosexual who covertly satisfies his desires by concerning himself with or addressing himself to spilt semen.

Keiren cleaned the cum out of the shower. He's a total cum-cleaner.

by Kerien the Buchaneer March 3, 2008

Cleavland Cleaner

When you lick a dirty butt clean

" She took a dump so I gave her a cleavland cleaner:

by 3manD May 10, 2010

steam cleaner

Evolved from rug muncher: a steam cleaner is one who performs cunnilingus with abnormal enthusiasm, therefore having an effect on the pubic hair similar to that which a steam cleaner would have on a rug.

Usually a term reserved for dykes.

Girl: "wow that bitch is a steam cleaner"
Steam cleaner: "slurp slurp"

by dougdougdoug November 14, 2007

Pipe Cleaner

Solid, girthy turd that cleans your colon out, especially useful after some peanut-butter shit.

Man I had a nasty shit earlier. I wasn't looking forward to the cleanup but luckily I had conjured a pipe cleaner to push out what stayed behind.

by MMDeveloper September 20, 2010

Pipe Cleaner

Summer's Eve Douche
-used to clean and flush out a woman's pipe (vagina)

Girl: I gotta go home and use a pipe cleaner cuz my boyfriend sez im smell like fish!!!

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

cunt cleaner

One who polishes large amounts of cunt, while pulling out his own anal beads.

Doug-"Yo, Melissa
Melissa-"True"
Doug-"pry on my dick as I whip these beads across yo face slut...
Melissa-"Damn, nigga that shit is cunt cleaner.
Doug-"True, where's Don"

by DJ Jonny Lengfelder April 3, 2009