Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump

I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.

by Igotlaunched May 21, 2023

Vault hunters

when you're hunting for that pu$$y, (vault) = pu$$y, sensational sexual intercourse, usually associated with rape

hey man! have you been vault hunting lately (vault hunters)

by hellohihehe June 3, 2022

Vault It

To vault it is to not say something that doesn't need to be said or unnecessary to add to a concersation.

Your adopted exclaimed Father. All i asked was for a cookie dad. Said the boy.

See how in this case father could have "vault it."

by Jinikatsu December 8, 2023

Lady Vault

The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.

Alexander Skarsgard is #1 in my lady vault

by Botina January 11, 2012

Vault Nutters

some latino boy who loves a cloud and very wholesome

hey thats pretty epic vault nutters

by nuttershead June 17, 2019

Vault Tec

(Definition) A company that is not actually trying to save humans from nuclear extinction but mor like making humans extinct. (Meaning) a word used to describe a bad idea

That is the worst idea since Vault Tec

by Vault dweller from vault 112 June 20, 2024

Vault Talk

When you want to talk shit about someone or something. When you want to get something hush hush like a big secret, something embarrassing or simply something you don't want getting back to a friend.

Y'all, vault talk, vault talk. She had to sneak out of Dicky Douche's house after he put on his CPAP. She grabbed her damn spray butter from the fridge before she got her sound machine from the bedroom.

This is so tacky of me, but that banana pudding tasted like gritty shit - Vault talk!!

Vault talk, my sister went to her friend's house and drank hurricane champagne instead of going to work. A hurricane party is fun until it isn't.
Vault talk, Charity's husband has been diddling the nanny.
Vault talk, my teacher made me rat out someone for throwing up in the bathroom. What a bitch!

by ncbush September 14, 2024