Swedish Jim

A Swedish Jim is a sexual act where the participants use climbing equipment to spice things up

My wife and I had an amazing time experiencing the Swedish Jim

by B33tl3p1mpju1c3 September 13, 2020

Swedish rappel

While normal rappel is used for moving from a high position to a lower position (e.g. from bridge to valley bottom) in a swift but orderly manner, Swedish rappel is a faster and more aggressive method used in order to achieve the same result.

In order to perform a Swedish rappel, one must:
1. Acquire a length of rope (e.g. two feet)
2. Move to place where Swedish rappel is to be performed
3. Hold one end of rope in hand, let the other end dangle free.
4. Jump

Sven: "Man, that guy is annoying"
Erik: "Lets give him a Swedish rappel!"

by swenor June 21, 2011

Swedish Fishy

When ur going foggy and do a little wiggle move to shake off ur own nut and ur junk wiggles in her belly

So I was nutting in Brenda, and she told me to pull a Swedish Fishy, so I shook vigorously inside of her whilst getting off the soon to be hardened and dried nut.

by YankyDoodick August 29, 2018

Swedish S'mores

The act of covering your dick in mayonnaise, dipping your balls into chocolate, then fucking someone in the ass with both cock AND balls, where their ass cheeks act as the Graham crackers.

"Hey man, what happened to my pre dinner snack?"
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."

by Black man say goo August 3, 2016

swedish butler

When one orally removes a dingleberry from someone elses asshole.

After my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin I had a swedish meatball sized dingleberry hanging from my asshole. I bent over and she took gave me the best swedish butler ever. Cleaned that dingleberry right off.

by Brenden Weinroth December 1, 2006

swedish bitch

A person who is acting like a total sarcastic jack ass to everyone

Shut up you Swedish bitch

by Soggy January 18, 2017

Swedish Snowstorm

1) A term that is used to describe what happens when one mixes seedy 80's porn and badly cut cocaine. The effects can be volatile, ranging from (but not limited to) dramatic loss of time, unquenchable dry mouth, rash, rugburn, and suddenly finding one's self at a local grocery nude and surrounded by onlookers/police officers. Dramatic, indeed.

2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.

3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.

1) "I got stuck in a Swedish Snowstorm yesterday. Dramatic!"

2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."

3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."

by [davidtomaloff] February 4, 2010