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cornelious rico's red eyed rascals

COUNTERPART TO BUCK BRONSONS BROWN EYED SLIDER

1. when you quickly shoot out a bunch of skiunny little guys out of your butthole and they are all floating around like chicken with their heads cut off and while you did so, water splashed all upon your ass.
2. in accompaniment to this, if you say a red eyed "bomb" this meand you kickstarted it with a fart.
3. also, when you say "with a cup of tea" thios means you peed after u lewt all the rascals out.
4. if it is a "no wiper" meaning it came out so fast that you only wipe 1-3 times, then you say it was "on a slippery slope"
5. when you are in a public restorrm and the floor has piss all over it and you dont line the seat or take your pants off and hang them on the hook this is called "living dangerously".
6. however when you do take your pants off, this is called, "doing the no pants dance"
7. lastly, when you and your poop buddy have to poop, you say "we have to have a meeting".
1. so, what was is, buck, nay, cornelious rico's red eyed rascals!
2. who did u have a meeting with? buck bronsons brown eyed bomb.
3. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea"
4. "buck bronsons brown eyed bomb with a cup of tea, on a slippery slope"
5. so how many lays of toilet paper did u put down? and was there piss on the floor?
ya, but i was living dangerously...
6. there was a shit load of piss on the floor, so i had to do the no pants dance.
7. ive been holding this thing in all day, we have to go have a meeting soon.
by The G0dfather November 6, 2007
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Ah Puerto Rico...uh ohhhhhh!

A few guys get together. They start drinking some kind of alcohol in small glasses (preferably hard alcohol). They throw on a cheesy DVD and don't really watch it but talk through it. If they see something good in the dvd, one or all of them yell out, "Ah Puerto Rico...uh ohhhhhh!!" and then drink.
Hey Steve... tell Mark that tonight we will have a "Ah Puerto Rico...uh ohhhhhh!!"
by the white puma October 7, 2007
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She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me

When someone goes Puerto Rico on someone or when someone goes to Puerto Rico during sex, it means that she/he/div. licked the other person's genitals-more specifically the other's person asshole, because the person goes singing "ay ay ay (Puerto Rico)" from the excitement.
-So, how did it go last night?

-She/he/div. went Puerto Rico on me.
Or
She/he/div. went to Puerto Rico on me and I was like "ay ay ay".
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Rico story

A slang term in the late 1980's, nowadays call it "Netflix and chill"
Usually given from boy to girl or girl to boy, asking them for sexual inter course, or if they are texting, nudes.
"Rico story?"
"Damn I thought you'd never ask"
by Laughingmkay June 28, 2016
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Rico

Rico has a big dick 6inches
by Thenkbody2727 November 21, 2021
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Rico

A RICO is someone who dresses nice and attracts ladies. Very ambitious with a huge sense of humor but can be very serious when it comes to bad business. RICO take business very serious and would go the extra mile to get back at someone who does him wrong. RICO is a leader and not a follower and is known to have friends willing to fight for him by just one phone call. Rico is know to be a white collar crime individual. Very smart and very creative minds. Women know a RICO when they see one. Short and Tricky but loveable.
Rico is a white collar criminal that everyone loves
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Rico’s Granny

Rico’s granny passed away but her weed is the best. She now lives with Sam’s cat and Solo’s mother.
Rico’s granny had the best weed I have ever seen!
by emokid01 July 23, 2021
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