California couch quake

When sitting on a couch with a friend you fart so hard it rumbles all the cushions on the couch. Resulting in a vibration under yours and your friends butt.

Friend 1: makes a loud rumbling fart on the couch

Friend 2: Hey what was that!

Friend 1: Sorry yo! You just experienced a california couch quake

by solomynolo June 28, 2012

quaking your dial

A common euphemism for sucking your dick.

Karli is always up for quaking your dial.

by Maya Padilla September 29, 2008

Henry Quak Gonzalez IV

his name is quak and he loves funky kong but hates boss baby

henry quak gonzalez IV uploaded again cant wait to watch

by raunchyraul May 15, 2022

tana mongeau is quaking right now

1.absolutely shook
2.some shady stuff is going down.

1. grayson dolan just posted a shirtless pic... tana mongeau is quaking right now

2.my boyfriend just blocked me on twitter. tana mongeau is quaking right now.

by graysongirl99 August 9, 2017

Shearth Quake

When you shit yourself so hard the earth quakes.

Man, I just felt a shearth quake.

by Greatredbeard July 18, 2019

Quake Quake

A term used to discribe something that happend a long time ago.

brudda, Lakers hasn't won since quake quake, they are shit

by Foutens212 January 15, 2022

clam quake

the fluttering of the vaginas lips against a mans face during orgasm

dude, you should have felt that clam quake she had. it shook the rafters.

by shay-zizzel January 18, 2011