jeremy phillips

A cool cousin that like motorcycles, surfing, fast cars, and the most awesome beach life a guy could ever have.

The one and only Jeremy Phillips he lives like a millionaire!

by SuperShot November 21, 2016

Jonathan Phillips

Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.

Student 1: Oh no, it's Jonathan Phillips
Student 2: Hide!
Both students hide under a table.

by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019

Dirty Phillips

When a person wipes their arse and their finger goes through the toilet paper

Omg he's just done a dirty Phillips

by Jrp January 22, 2015

Phillip

He is bald.

Look at that bald guy, he must be a Phillip

by ############### February 7, 2019

Phillip

A little bitch who acts like, has the maturity of, and has the mental capability of a six year old. He is a hater of all Mormons

Phillip is an asshole who always throws food, spits, and steals my best friend every single time I try and talk to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by rak0128 April 11, 2019

Phillip

A man with an uncircumcised penis and is constantly regarded as the gayest person in his friend group. He is the center point of embarrassment and Michael is a way better brother. Uses the nigga card too many times and is best friends with Nerio.

You are a fucking Phillip

by Matthew is Racist February 19, 2020

Phillip’s Paradox

When one has the desire to help a friend who has become unlikeable, but is battling with the desire to cut ties with a friend because they have become unlikeable.

Person 1: We should really give him some advice.
Person 2: But I dont wanna talk to someone like that.
Person 1: We’ve been caught in Phillip’s Paradox.

by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023