soviet onion

the soviet onion was when a dude named stallin took over russia and made it communist. but i guess some stuff happened cause its russia again now.

glad i dont live in the soviet onion, theyd take all my speed and make me share it with people! hands off my speed commies!

by BillBollock October 17, 2020

bumpin onions

The act of two lesbians backing up to a two way dildo.

I walked in on Jessica and Nicole bumpin onions.

by slone July 22, 2003

dirty onion

When you give someone rough anal sex that makes they're eyes water like they have been peeling onions.

I gave Mandy a dirty onion last night.

by blongly January 14, 2008

Stale onion

When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.

"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."

by cranberryzero November 2, 2007

onion puffs

onion ring shaped and flavored cereal, puffy like corn pops, but round with a hole in the middle like fruit loops.

man, my girlfriend susan stank my car up whenever she ate those onion puffs then farted.

by stinkyhonda March 11, 2010

Onion Picker

Someone who is so desperate for a relationship that they turn towards their own friends for a relationship.

Friend 1: Wow, Shae is such an onion picker!

Friend 2: I know, she just can't stop dating within the friend group!

by Smallest Boy September 28, 2018

Family onion

A large round butt that is passed on through generations.

"Damn she got the family onion!"
"I want to harvest her family onion."

by Fake mountain August 16, 2017