DJ John in the Morning

A Seattle-based, NYC aspiring DJ for the radio station 90.3 KEXP. He hosts the stations morning show from 6 AM to 10AM on weekdays and is the stations shining star. He has been, as often reported by the independent newspaper The Stranger, attempting to use KEXP as a way to move to New York City for personal reasons and establish himself as a star DJ there instead of lowly Seattle. He has often been criticized for being greedy, passive aggressive and hypocritical in his music choices and need for total control. It has also been asserted that the regular pledge drives done by KEXP to "Support local music" are merely a way for John to get to move to New York City for personal reasons.

DJ John in the Morning never fails to back down from a fight with the writers at The Stranger, hahaha.

by Ford Leiden January 31, 2010

john glenning the place

When talented people become REALLY annoying, rude, and talented people.

"Sorry, we're really John Glenning the place"

by No Uhhh May 3, 2019

john guy the science nye

He is a John guy and very cool

I wish I was a John guy the science nye

by john guy the science nye October 7, 2020

spent the night at john's

someone who hugged the toilet all night due to drinking too much alcohol

person 1: what happened to ryan last night?
person 2: he spent the night at john's
person 1: oh...

by peteypete415 May 29, 2007

The Sloppy Long John Silver

The ultimate sexual act where one takes a fried fish from a 2-star Long John Silver and precedes to use it as a condom while performing intercourse.

I heard you used the Sloppy Long John Silver on her.

by Moistmaster April 4, 2017

Papa John and the 72 pussy bombers

Papa John is a 26 year old sexually frustrated man who lives in New York,not the pizza one,he's a catfish.Papa never fucked a girl in real life so he constanly cums on his blue towel while sleep.Hungry for pussy and sick of google nudes,Papa John, formed a terrorist band called "Papa and the 72 pussy bombers".They usually plant bombs on their victims' pussy during night time to satisfy their sexual frustration.

I am Papa John and the 72 pussy bombers! I will anhiate your hooha!

by papascummies January 17, 2017

Saint John Paul the Second High School

A school in Hyannis, Massachusetts that is full of either bisexual/art/drama/musical kids, jocks that play hockey or football, or just chill people that were forced to go there. they also have a terrible reputation of being preppy and rich but the school literally looks and is shit.

"what school do you go to?"

"I go to Saint John Paul the Second High School"

*breathes*

by [e-mail] February 10, 2020