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Dick Hammer

A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.
I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!

Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.
by Smoothy Drewballs January 18, 2012
mugGet the Dick Hammermug.

Lazy Hammer

A male penis that can only be aroused in certain situations.
Adam went out with Christi the other night with the hopes of giving her the Flying Camel but he brought along his lazy hammer instead.
by Duluth Kan Jam June 4, 2018
mugGet the Lazy Hammermug.

THE BANNER HAMMER

Used on a website, by an admin to ban spammers or such people that don't belong in that site. Also in online games, when you're a complete noob and others can't play because you're on the way.
Noob: "Im spamin' rite here lolzzzz"

Other user: "this guy needs the banner hammer"

Admin bans the noob.
by footskate90 January 8, 2008
mugGet the THE BANNER HAMMERmug.

beef hammer

The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.
"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert
by au4040 December 16, 2006
mugGet the beef hammermug.

hammer of justice

The act of punching someone in the mouth or something to yell when punching someone in the mouth.

Also an attack used by paladins in World of Warcraft
Khai was running around the hallways yelling "Seal of Command FADES, CAST Seal of Command, CAST Holy Shock" He then punched a boy in the mouth and yelled "HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!"
by MASTrunks December 1, 2007
mugGet the hammer of justicemug.

kicking the hammer

Matt: Dude, why did you take the long way to my house?
Dave: Come on, it's not that bad.
Matt: Stop kicking the hammer and go the right way.
by DoTheDood May 21, 2017
mugGet the kicking the hammermug.

Honeybag Hammer

Stuffing one's testicles into the anus of the female one is having sex with. The end result is that one's penis is in her vagina while their beanbag is in her ass.
Shannon's ass was yawning so wide that Scott was able to pull off the Honeybag Hammer move.
by rjs246 November 3, 2007
mugGet the Honeybag Hammermug.

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