guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon

Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!

by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020

Guardians

A term used generally for Nazis and Neo Nazis. The term is derived from those that guarded concentration camps.

Don't go in there, it's a Guardians bar.

by Polyglottted July 23, 2021

Guardian Debt Relief

A company that scams people who are in debt.

Guardian Debt Relief lies to its customers.

by Green Pill December 30, 2019

Guardian Security Systems

An army of Guardian Stalkers, Skywatchers. Subwatchers, and Turrets.

The Guardian Security Systems is helpful.

by Randonarchy April 3, 2021

Lost Guardian

A person who was a good person, until they had a traumatic or unreasonable event that made them snap to a point where their personality has made a second person in their mind who is evil.

I don't understand, why do you have to be such a a Lost Guardian. Tell your other personality to cool it.

by CentralBeing December 19, 2023

Guardian day

A whole bunch of fuckery wrapped up in one dag

I saw a jet ski mail box, and then some guy driving around with a pink flamingo blow up on top of his car.

What a guardian day

by Guardian day definer May 28, 2021

Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies

I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024