Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement

Bout to make fungus on a log!

by Anon112221 January 21, 2021

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016

FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies

U are a Fart Fungus

by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022

fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 8, 2018

fungus-pilled

When you don't take the red or blue pill but instead just take the pill of which ever side is bigger/popular.

Bro, you are so fungus-pilled with the way you always follow what people tell you!

by TheJuicyOne September 19, 2023

bat fungus

Is something that develops when a bat flies down and bites you in the ass and you get an itchy flaky rash in your butt crack. Also known as a butt fungus.

My ass has been itchy a lot lately, I think I might have a bat fungus.

by flippedwaffle July 19, 2022

Fungus Amungus

A prime example of a great compliment you can give to a nice person.

Also a condition for your feet, where literall mushrooms grow between your toes. The Fungus Amungus condition is known to be quite painful.

Fungus Amungus comes from the old latin word "mater tua" which means "greatness to you"
Also it is the inspiration for the popular videogame "Among Us" title.

(if you ever experience symptoms of Fungus Amungus, seek help at your local doctor immediately)

-hey, you have a nice haircut
-thankyou, fungus amungus!

or

-I am sad to inform you that... you have the Fungus Amungus.

by Helpful_Nectarine69 November 2, 2021