branden shawty bae ultimate emu best friend

a very deadly parasite
symptoms that you have this parasite consist of having no money, not being able to win in game pigeon, having your Spotify completely taken over, sharing gum, disgusting locker syndrome, missing children and random songs from "brandens happyplace" stuck in your head

if you're experiencing any of these symptoms leave before its too late or don't

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by Callingallmonsters January 30, 2023

Emu

The most efficient acronym for “email you” thus further propagating my laziness in typing.

She texts: What time do we land in St. Croix?
Me: Don’t know. I’ll emu my-tinerary.

by Cutternsanchez February 16, 2020

Emu the bird

the fucking loser that plays blox fruits for a living, and acts like a fucking femboy

im a dumb piece of shit” emu the bird”

by OfficialAnt April 29, 2023

Emu-Heretic

A person who hates Emus so much that they want to kill them without mercy.

I hate emus so much! Call me an Emu-Heretic all you want. I shall not listen to you Chikobliyats!

by ThyGloriousEmu December 1, 2024

Emu

A nickname for Emmanuel.

Emu is so funny!

by emu's crush June 9, 2018

japanese emu

a good looking fellow who is actually Korean and is a human boy and likes anime

here comes that Japanese emu! oh sh*t what up!

by japanese emu August 20, 2019

Emu peck

When you shape your hand into the look and an emu and then use it to widen the vagina before fisting

I emu pecked my girlfriend last night

by Emupeckkker November 25, 2023