One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan
by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022
Get the Dylanmug. by Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra raspberr July 18, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. A really cute brown haired guy that plays lots of sports some usually consist of football and basketball he gets all the girls. These girls are usually the popular ones with brown hair and hazel eyes. They have a nice tan and are really pretty
person one- omg did you hear Dylan's got a girlfriend Person 2- really what's her name. Person one- I think it's Isabella but idk
by Lalakalamaka April 19, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. Me: hi
Dylan: Fuck you
Dylan: Fuck you
by SHITMANWHALEBONE May 20, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. A smart and kind individual who can drop anyone off in 2k he is also a man of his word and never stwutches up and is never fake he also get mad hoes...not that girls are hoes
Dylan is awesome
by The 2k goat June 6, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the type of guy that everyone wants to be around. He’s selfless and caring. A major romantic but yet shy around the girl he likes. Dylan always has positive beautiful energy even in times of despair. If you don’t like Dylan, there is just something wrong with you. He is a fun, live your best life type of guy .
by DMiller3215 February 6, 2020
Get the Dylanmug. 