Steamed Dumpling

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.

My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.

by JorgonQ May 17, 2015

Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 6, 2017

Saucy dumpling

The act of coiling your penis into your foreskin and then proceding to urinate or ejaculate inside of it.

I gave myself one saucy dumpling this morning!

by SMSHAM December 6, 2011

Soup Dumpling

For women…when you pee a little but your pussy lips catch it & hold it forming a little pocket of pee…Soup dumpling

I just sneezed and made a soup dumpling in my undies

by Gemstonz March 8, 2023

turd dumpling

1.A small piece of poop that you see in the toilet after taking a shit that reminds you of a dumpling.
2.A general insult to anyone.

1.I think I have diaria, i found about 20 turd dumplings in my shit this morning.
2.Timmy is a fucking turd dumpling

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006

bum dumpling

1)a piece of small turd dropped on the sidewalk by a homeless bum and left there
2) turd muffin

Guy 1 & Guy 2 walking.

Guy 1: Oh shit, watch out, you almost got shit on your shoes.

Guy2: Damn bum dumpling.

by kshitty March 7, 2009

Sissy Dumplings

Sissy Dumplings are when you don't wash out the cum out when you've been barebacked, and then you take a jizz-grated shit

Mikochin was bricking Sissy Dumplings

by Fleet monkey February 3, 2020