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Winton Drift

When you and your fellow anti social years eights decide to lark about in the Bradford ASDA superstore and do a spot of trolley racing along with nicking miniature bottles of Cinzano; you lose control of your trolley and knock a pensioner unconscious from a distance of 39 feet
" Me and Da crew were proper Jenson buttoning it when I ended trying to swerve old Doris and ending up performing a Winton Drift, like the late grocery racing champion himself Dale Winton"
by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020
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Tokyo Drift

The act of disguising one's self as a small Japanese Professor of Electronics and floating like a cloud around the room. Very impressive.
What is John doing on the ceiling with that soldering iron?

That's the Tokyo Drift dude.
by Professor John Frink January 9, 2013
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gay drifting

The art of laying on your back in the river Taff in south Wales; naked with a sail attached to your erect penis.
The old bridge in Ponty is a popular meeting point for gay drifters. Races are held on the third Sunday in every month.
Kev: What you up to today then Mike Fillery?
Mike: I'm off down Ponty with Drew for a bit of gay drifting, you coming?
Kev: No
by Mike Fillery March 30, 2009
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drift meat

A girl who doesn't complain or stop someone who cock drifts her.
Guy 1: "Man, i slipped out and landed in her ass, and she didnt make me stop. i was in heaven!"
Guy 2: "Ah, drift meat. ::high five!:: those chicks usually let you a2m them after."
by guardLK October 1, 2008
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Drift-Wood

The erection that one finds themselves with over the course of the school day. This erection always occurs when ones mind wanders off from the lecture at hand during the last 2 minutes before the period is over. This occurs as a means to create the awkward "boner tuck" or "boner shield" created by notebooks to prevent it from being seen. The boner is not a direct result of any sexual fantasy, but as a way of your body playing the "let's see how awkward this can get" game.. Tricky bastard
"What is he doing with his notebooks?"
"Oh dude, he totally has drift-wood and is shielding"
"RYAN HAS A BONER!" (Yell to everyone in the hall)
by kneebracey December 17, 2011
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Internet drift

When you start searching the internet for one thing and end up looking at a series of unrelated things, usually culminating in browsing memes or that "one weird trick" you didn't know you needed to complete your life.
Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
by ITGuy49 January 22, 2017
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Drift Away

A scene from "Steven Universe: The Movie." Where the villain, Spinel, has a backstory. Her creator Pink Diamond abondons her for Earth, and 6000 years later, Pink's son, Steven, broadcasts on the diamond line, which goes live everywhere, including the place where pink abandoned her. When Spinel sees the message, she gets so upset that she trys to kill herself.

But gems do not die, and Spinel poofs. When she reforms, she changes from a cartoon looking character to a villain in a movie. Spinel just needed help...
Happily Watching her Drift Away...
by hotsun2015 November 24, 2019
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