Skull crusher 595

When you swing on a pull up bar like a monkey and mouth fuck your girl

We were chilling at my house then she found my pull up bar and I ended up giving her the skull crusher 595

by Mongolian Scrouge May 22, 2018

Sand-Castle Crusher

Someone who just ruins your day. It doesn't help them at all other than to make them laugh. They suck.

Person 1: Dude, I hate Bill.

Person 2: Yeah, he's a total Sand-Castle crusher.

by Jesus152 December 20, 2010

cats-eye crusher

A driver who drifts from lane to lane, unaware that they are doing so

"Pick a lane, you cats-eye crusher!"

by rob heeney March 11, 2004

Lifted Corn Crusher

(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.

“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010

King Kong Crusher

The act of climbing the Empire State Biulding to defecate over the edge in a way that it will kill someone.

The man was killed by a King Kong Crusher, judging by the feces on his forehead.

by !DICKJUSTICE! May 30, 2011

Lake House Can Crusher

Wall mounted tool used to press aluminum beverage vessels down into hockey puck sized waste. This comes in handy, especially when kocking back a box of beers and telling awesome baseball stories, while up at the Lake for the weekend to conserve trash space. These versital crushed cans can be skipped across the lake, chucked at passing skateboard punks, or even driven to Michigan to help fuel their evaporating ecomony. The Lake House Can Crusher is an essential piece of equipment for anyone who needs to display their Big Guy Energy in an eco-friendly way.

TT: Hey Bro, can you grab me another BL while you are up on the porch?

BK: You got it Buddy! Why don't you hand me those six empties under your bag chair so i can run them through the Lake House Can Crusher while I am up there.

TT: Perfect Bro! I have a meeting in Michigan this week and I can drag that bag of cans with me to cover the cost of a few bar pretzels.

by Falcon Thunder Fist August 11, 2021