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Abortion Clinic

When someone always swallows after BJ's.
Ex: Man, Heather is such an abortion clinic.
by Lmaothatsgaybro October 13, 2018
mugGet the Abortion Clinicmug.

Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.
I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.
by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018
mugGet the Meathook abortionmug.

Oragami Abortion

(noun): A crumpled-up piece of paper that's found lying on the ground in a corner somewhere, rejected, and one's mind starts picking pictures out of it (like finding animals in the clouds, except much more depressing).
"Your oragami abortion looks like a kangaroo," Steph giggled.
by Stepherzzzzzzz May 19, 2009
mugGet the Oragami Abortionmug.

Self-abort

I was so embarrassed that I wanted to self-abort.
by 4dm1n December 18, 2008
mugGet the Self-abortmug.

abortion punch

A swift, decisive punch to the abdomen. Should the individual be pregnant, it would most likely cause a spontaneous abortion.

An abortion punched must be 'called out' so that is fair game. Much like the ball tag and cooter cudgel.
Nolan: I abortion punched that pregnant girl so hard her baby shot out at 65 miles per hour and killed that Vietnam war widow!
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
mugGet the abortion punchmug.

Mexican Abortion

when someone (usually a guy) pushed a pregnant girl down a flight of stairs
sally told fred she was pregnant, fred suggested a mexican abortion, sally looked over at fred confused, he then pushed her down the stairs
by CacheXT November 1, 2006
mugGet the Mexican Abortionmug.

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