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Badger Mode

Badger mode is a noun describing the state in which someone goes absolutely crazy, filled with adrenaline. Usually caused by an onset of determination and/or motivation. Similar to the anger filled animals called badgers.
Jason went absolutely Badger Mode and slaughtered all of the slugs!
by Telpu May 18, 2023
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Modern badger

In the theatrical world, actors will attempt to reflect modern society and the animal world by dressing up as a modern badger. To look truly authentic in this role the actor must combine the wearing of a leather jacket with stick-on whiskers.
I went to see a great play last night, and was swept away by one young girl whose depiction of a modern badger was quite superb.
by Pcarm August 12, 2003
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Sideways Badger

Similar to the likes of regular badger, but sideaways. It is an irregular badger indeed and can be used as an insult towards hooligans; raggamuffins and vaggabonds causing or creating mischief... Or any situation really.
That made no sense, you sideways Badger.

Stop that tomfoolery you sideways Badger.

Lay your scaley hands off my tender buttocks you sideways Badger.
by MarzipanFire January 23, 2017
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Easing the Badger

The name of an inn in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time books. It's sign depicts a badger dancing with a silver shovel.

The phrase is somewhat infamous in that noboy actually knows what Easing the Badger actually means - people just assume it'll funny and quite lewd.

Jordan himself occasionally toyed with these assumptions without confirming anything.
You're not old enough to know what 'Easing the Badger' means.
by LimitedSeahorse June 1, 2018
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Billy Badgered

Being tired or 'knackered'.
Person 1: Mate Im billy badgered
Person 2: What??
Person 1: Knackered
by gordograd December 26, 2009
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Badger tap

1. When you randomly slap a persons keyboard. The more damage you cause the better. Bonus points if you manage to: Turn of the computer, Restart the computer, Change the language, or anything else that can be a nuisance.

2. When someone lets their hand marinade in their own genital sweat (and possibly fluids) Then proceeds to slap a person with the hand and rub it across said persons face.
1. "oh dude I just badger tapped that guys laptop"
"What happened?"
"I restarted his computer and changed it to chinese"
"lulz"

2. "Dude I just badger tapped Jason"
"Oh dude, don't get close to him for the rest of the day"
by JamesEvan October 25, 2011
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Strangle a badger

Guy 1: Im sorry man but i once strangled a badger over your Girlfriends Facebook....

Guy 2: WHY!!!!!!

Guy 3: Strangle a badger? I may try this out.
by Captain1x January 19, 2011
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