hetero hots

A heterosexual person who is comfortable enough with their sexuality to admit another person of the same sex is attractive
louis totally has the hetero hots for chet holmgren!
by BLP ko$her December 06, 2023
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That’s Hetero

It’s a uno reverse on the stereotype of saying that’s gay.
It means your a normie
That’s hetero ”means you need to evaluate your straight cis gender norms
by Mr.whore July 24, 2021
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hetero-assitarian

One who identifies as a heterosexual but marginally inclined towards the posterior of the human form for purposes of sexual arousal, however, does not negate tendencies towards the titties and/or parts of the body.
That nigga not just straight, he a hetero-assitarian.
by Gender is Fluid September 15, 2021
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Hetero-mo

A man who is overtly masculine and seems incredibly heterosexual for all rights and purposes, including dress, interests, and public conduct, but is in reality an extremely subtle homosexual.
Corey dresses and acts like a straight guy, but he's totally into dudes. He's such a hetero-mo!
by Stormy_Weather August 07, 2011
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The Hetero

The Hetero is something you get being around straight people. However, it is much harder to get than the traditional gay.

First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff

All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!

However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.

Good luck!
Everyone wants The Hetero.
by Stupid Af June 29, 2021
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hetero-duogamist

Someone with two sexual partners, each of the gender opposite to his or her own. Distinguished from the more common term "duogamist," which most often refers to someone with one partner of each gender.
Jill, a hetero-duogamist, has a husband, Mike, and a boyfriend, Charles.
by Argolander November 30, 2018
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Humble Hetero Day

Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.
Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!
by tandynbell July 18, 2021
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