1) I love my new history teacher he is so cool!
2) I fucking hate my math teacher she is such a bitch.
2) I fucking hate my math teacher she is such a bitch.
by Edgar_Deutschland January 1, 2015
Get the Teachermug. Teachers are basic scumbags who do not give 2 shits about your social life. They pile on this fucking shit called homework that could take you hours to complete and once your done you have no time for yourself. And then the next day you just wanna shoots these fucking cunts who need to die soon. And then there's those useless tests on shit that your probably never gonna use ever like a fucking Cartesian plane. And you wait till the night before to study and u fail anyways. And then you just wish these teachers would get slaughtered by their own parents for fucks sake.
You fucking teachers are a pain in the ass
by Effhajsvsidhwkahscwh May 29, 2017
Get the Teachersmug. A teacher is an adult who teaches others about their knowings/mentor. They are sometimes... mostly annoying and can get on your nerves whenever they want to. Teachers use annoying phrases that are basic and plain annoying.
Teacher: *Bell Rings*
Students: *getting ready to leave*
Teacher: ah ah ah AH, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I DO
Student: What the fuck is a bell for... Background music??
Students: *getting ready to leave*
Teacher: ah ah ah AH, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I DO
Student: What the fuck is a bell for... Background music??
by xoxo i hate you October 13, 2018
Get the Teachermug. A master bully that has not only slipped through the cracks of their school administration, but has convinced a school to pay them for their services
Amy: Ella beat Sam to a bloody pulp and stole her lunch yesterday.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
James: My teacher Mrs. Klanderglob marked up my essay to a bloody pulp and stole my hopes, dreams, self-confidence, and chances of going to college yesterday.
Amy: Sucks. At least you don't have much more to lose.
James: Not exactly. She always waits a day to enter the grades into the book. If you ever wanted to take a look at my left ball, do so now because you won't be able to after 5:30 this evening when my mom gets home from work.
by blunderpants August 1, 2019
Get the Teachermug. The army of minions employed by Robert Nevilis to issue his new torture device, homework. To this day, they are still bent on torturing their students with this evil method, although some teachers have broken away from these ways and started actually teaching.
by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 14, 2021
Get the Teachermug. A dumbass ho who has some qualifications and Google who enjoys bullying less intelligent children to feel superior authority and gets mad racks for it.
Child 1 : I want to be a teacher when I'm older
Teacher : lose some weight, download google and where some sluty ass outfit for the students and you should be fine xxxx
Teacher : lose some weight, download google and where some sluty ass outfit for the students and you should be fine xxxx
by Lewis_from_the_lane January 25, 2018
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by Tesla_21 June 21, 2019
Get the Teachermug.