Testicular Dementia

When a woman who hangs out with guy friends forgets that she doesn't "have a pair" of her own and acts like one of the guys.

While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.

by PaxRAT September 25, 2010

Testicular nurple

Twisting of the nuts as to cause extreme pain, paralysis, and or possibly death. But always a purple mark.

He gave him such a bad testicular nurple that he couldn't make it into work the next day.

by Xtremetruckin November 6, 2021

Testicular sex incision

When a female can't make you cum and cuts open your sac and makes a incision to your balls to drain its juices into her mouth, or cuts the sac, rips the balls off and eats them.

Emily couldn't make Tyrone finish so she gave him a testicular sex incision.

by Jkjesser August 12, 2025

Testicular Telepathy

1.(Scientific)

The moment you look at a fellow male and see him take testicular damage in any way, and you twist/straighten/move your body like you were the one taking the damage.

2.(Bro Code)
The moment you go '' UUuuuuuuuuuu'' when a homie gets hit in the dicc

*Sees a random guy get hit in the nuts*
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkk bro that hurt, testicular telepathy hits hard

by DefinitelyNotRain June 16, 2022

Testicular homicide

What you say after watching someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! That was testicular homicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Testicular Integrity

Having "a pair"

"Wow, Jim's going to ask Carol Anne to the school dance"

"Really? .....that's some testicular integrity"

by Honeybadger1975 November 5, 2017

Testicular Syndrome Disorder

When your testicle is red and puffy and you have a lack of semen. Some Side effects are: Testicular cancer, small penisites (does not spread), and Extreme pain in your balls.

I talked to my doctor. They said I have Testicular Syndrome Disorder.

by Proud Feetus Carrier February 19, 2023