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testicular intervention

What any ball-swinging male would do for any of his buddies once they start listening to Tame Impala because of some hippy chick they are banging this month.
We have to execute a testicular intervention for Brandon. He said he is taking Madison to see Hamilton in Kinnebuckport next Friday.
by Umm111 September 12, 2020
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Testicular Comogyny

The hanging of a sack so low, that the sun follows its orbital pattern into a dimensional thermal stasis that prohibits the transformational solar rays for a maximum of 8 space seconds
The testicular comogyny was actually immaculate.
by DaddyDommy August 12, 2021
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Testicular Torsion

The torture used by the tiny people living in your balls that they execute your testicle and twist it.
"Yo Kyle! Did the tiny men give you Testicular Torsion yet?"
"Nah. What about you David?"
"Yeah, hurt like getting rejected by the 6'1 emo goth mommy we saw earlier!"
by Fellow Jigaboo Hater May 11, 2024
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testicular torsion

SpongeBob: "Hey Patrick, what do you know about testicular torsion?"
Me: "NOOOO-"
by 7568ino March 8, 2024
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testicular Tuesday

“Saw it in a movie once’’- Jim Carry
by Bigboywords69420 July 18, 2023
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Testicular triad

Most people have two balls in their sack, however, if you have the testicular triad then you have three
Person 2 “Wait you’ve only got two?”

Person 1 “Yeah??? Why”

Person 2 “I got the testicular triad!!”
by Weeb.exe1 January 1, 2023
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Testicular super-homicide

What you say when you see someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead
Oh my God! That was testicular super-homicide!
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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